Here's Walden's newest episode. I'm not sure what to make of it, as he just sent it to me. He usually posts this himself...I don't know what's going on with him.
Um...here it is...I guess.
- G. Fitzpatrick
G. FITZPATRICK STILL KNOWS HOW TO SCOOP!
Well they said it couldn't be done...They said George Fitzpatrick wouldn't come out of retirement back to the drudgery of investigative reporting...And they were right! Until now...All I'll say is that it took two events to take place for this to change:
1.) My nausea of having to listen to, as well as read Walden James' crap (per a dense legal contract) being that he's the only person left on "staff" for the moment (AND WALDEN, STOP PUTTING THE PHRASE, "QUOTE UN-QUOTE" BEFORE YOU EMPLOY QUOTATION MARKS IN YOUR POSTS! IT'S F-ING REDUNDANT!!!).
2.) The inability to ignore the recent calls for assistance from of my fellow colleagues, and co-founder of "The Boutros Boutros Follies", Peter Rinaldi.
Here's The Scoop:
Peter recently received some threatening video e-mails blackmailing him for a substantial amount of money, involving the hi-jacking, or "hi-jacketing" as I've dubbed it, of a vintage leather jacket that is in fact irreplaceable. You'd be quite surprised to know who it belonged to, before it ended up (legally) in Peter's possession, but then I'd be sued. Anyway, as you will see below, this madman is has photographed himself wearing the article (in the video stills posted below), while threatening to "be-lapel it" it with a dinky, beat-up looking samurai sword. Not really threatening at all, if you ask me. The thing doesn't even look sharp.
Regardless, the e-mails were sent to my friend as well as having been found streaming on some zany "extremest-type" website- I say "extremist-type" because it turns out this knucklehead is a local penniless fraud posing as a foreign extremist, and sadly, has no idea how to employ "Villainy" with any keen sense of intelligence whatsoever, as my Photo-Pictorial below demonstrates...
After receiving the images from the website in all their dimwitted glory, I've subsequently taken the liberty of passing the URL on to the appropriate authorities.
Unfortunately, while I do not have permission to repost the URL here, a buddy of mine in the Bureau DID give me explicit permission however, to reproduce the video-stills, additional captions included...Ahh, sweet justice.
Safe to say, the jacket is in transit, on it's way back to Peter.
Thanks to the Bureau for all their cooperation.
And Pete, don't worry, pal. No reward necessary.
G-FITZPAT'S BACK!!
* By the way, if the photos appear too small to read the captions, you can download the photo to see it better. --G.F.
1.) My nausea of having to listen to, as well as read Walden James' crap (per a dense legal contract) being that he's the only person left on "staff" for the moment (AND WALDEN, STOP PUTTING THE PHRASE, "QUOTE UN-QUOTE" BEFORE YOU EMPLOY QUOTATION MARKS IN YOUR POSTS! IT'S F-ING REDUNDANT!!!).
2.) The inability to ignore the recent calls for assistance from of my fellow colleagues, and co-founder of "The Boutros Boutros Follies", Peter Rinaldi.
Here's The Scoop:
Peter recently received some threatening video e-mails blackmailing him for a substantial amount of money, involving the hi-jacking, or "hi-jacketing" as I've dubbed it, of a vintage leather jacket that is in fact irreplaceable. You'd be quite surprised to know who it belonged to, before it ended up (legally) in Peter's possession, but then I'd be sued. Anyway, as you will see below, this madman is has photographed himself wearing the article (in the video stills posted below), while threatening to "be-lapel it" it with a dinky, beat-up looking samurai sword. Not really threatening at all, if you ask me. The thing doesn't even look sharp.
Regardless, the e-mails were sent to my friend as well as having been found streaming on some zany "extremest-type" website- I say "extremist-type" because it turns out this knucklehead is a local penniless fraud posing as a foreign extremist, and sadly, has no idea how to employ "Villainy" with any keen sense of intelligence whatsoever, as my Photo-Pictorial below demonstrates...
After receiving the images from the website in all their dimwitted glory, I've subsequently taken the liberty of passing the URL on to the appropriate authorities.
Unfortunately, while I do not have permission to repost the URL here, a buddy of mine in the Bureau DID give me explicit permission however, to reproduce the video-stills, additional captions included...Ahh, sweet justice.
Safe to say, the jacket is in transit, on it's way back to Peter.
Thanks to the Bureau for all their cooperation.
And Pete, don't worry, pal. No reward necessary.
G-FITZPAT'S BACK!!
* By the way, if the photos appear too small to read the captions, you can download the photo to see it better. --G.F.
Acting Tomorrow, EPISODE 3...THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!
WELOME TO THE FIRST JOINTLY HOSTED EDITION OF ACTING TOMORROW!!!
Well people….it looks like the hatchet can finally be buried between Stevens Craig and I, preferably next to my mother’s yorkie in the side yard…yappy little maw…and that yorkie was no better!! Hah, hah. Just kidding mother. REALLY, I’M JOKING THIS TIME. (sorry - ☹)
So my little Gummydrops, Stevens and I are in the throws of mending our relationship, for which I am optimistic….Optimistic he’ll see how wrong he was ALL THIS TIME!! LOL. (Kidding, S.C.…I joust, Stevens, I joust!)
-- As a result, you have a searingly honest look at two artists in their prime, coming to terms with a complex and profound relationship, that transcends base human desires, and informs and colors their individualized, creative processes. The result? Grippingly Gripping Podcasting! And also....it’s free!
Anyways, as per some of your comments on my last posting, YES, I KNOW THIS EPISODE APPEARED ON STEVENS’ SITE…THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING…IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ON BOTH SITES…THIS IS A REPARATIONS OF SORTS FOR BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED! I want to thank my intern, Will for advising me to put into print more clearly that “quote-un-quote” “Portions of this podcast episode appeared initially on Acting Today, with Stevens Craig, and have been intentionally re-run here”.
Friends, I believe that this co-exploratative adventure is a GALLSTONE IN PODCASTING HISTORY (in MY humble opinion) and I for one, would love to hear YOUR THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS!!! Especially ones where you agree with me- all others will be subject to deletion.
So Enjoy, keep it real, and keep on keepin’ on!
- Walden James
And if this is your first time "QUOTE-UN-QUOTE" "AT BAT" here at TEAM WALDEN, check out EPISODE TWO! As well as EPISODE ONE. GOOOO TEAM!
Well people….it looks like the hatchet can finally be buried between Stevens Craig and I, preferably next to my mother’s yorkie in the side yard…yappy little maw…and that yorkie was no better!! Hah, hah. Just kidding mother. REALLY, I’M JOKING THIS TIME. (sorry - ☹)
So my little Gummydrops, Stevens and I are in the throws of mending our relationship, for which I am optimistic….Optimistic he’ll see how wrong he was ALL THIS TIME!! LOL. (Kidding, S.C.…I joust, Stevens, I joust!)
-- As a result, you have a searingly honest look at two artists in their prime, coming to terms with a complex and profound relationship, that transcends base human desires, and informs and colors their individualized, creative processes. The result? Grippingly Gripping Podcasting! And also....it’s free!
Anyways, as per some of your comments on my last posting, YES, I KNOW THIS EPISODE APPEARED ON STEVENS’ SITE…THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING…IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ON BOTH SITES…THIS IS A REPARATIONS OF SORTS FOR BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED! I want to thank my intern, Will for advising me to put into print more clearly that “quote-un-quote” “Portions of this podcast episode appeared initially on Acting Today, with Stevens Craig, and have been intentionally re-run here”.
Friends, I believe that this co-exploratative adventure is a GALLSTONE IN PODCASTING HISTORY (in MY humble opinion) and I for one, would love to hear YOUR THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS!!! Especially ones where you agree with me- all others will be subject to deletion.
So Enjoy, keep it real, and keep on keepin’ on!
- Walden James
And if this is your first time "QUOTE-UN-QUOTE" "AT BAT" here at TEAM WALDEN, check out EPISODE TWO! As well as EPISODE ONE. GOOOO TEAM!
Acting Tomorrow, Episode Two - NEW & IMPROVED finally!!!
I can't tell you how upset I was to have this take so darn long!!
I got tied up- actually forced into flying to my mother's house..(Ugh...that's all I'll say...Ugh) in order to help her with her Semi-Annual Rummage and Vintage Bed Linens Sale at her three-story mansion in Sarasota, Fla.
It mattered little to her that I had a DEADLINE as well as a rendezvous with my wonderful audience, but there was not much I could do as she threatened to write me out of her will...AGAIN!! And NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
So, without further adieu, here's my show which you should have heard last week.
Episode 3 is on it's way and hopes to be a fetching, yet telling and searingly honest interview between yours truly and the Dapper Don of Acting Today, Stevens Craig...
Episode 3...you know...I should be at Episode, like, 300 by now, but no thanks to the case of the Mysteriously Missing Archives-...WAIT A SECOND HERE, Walden, you just got finished talking about the pact with Stevens (via phone) to maintain your composure...FOLKS, again, I must remind myself I've resolved to not point the finger this week, since due to an impending interview scheduled, I've promised to withhold judgment on a certain "quote un-quote" "Blame-Gamer" by the initials, "Stevens Craig". I AM BETTER THAN THAT...(AND YOU STEVENS, LOL!!! I joust, Stevens, I joust!!). Serious, for now, I will defer a certain amount of professional respect to Stevens until he proves himself unworthy otherwise.
At any rate, I feel that I can say with "quote un-quote" "pride" that life is moving forward for me...despite what this week's PODCAST (Episode 2) would have one assume.
Can't wait to see what wonderful and exciting adventures will lay in store for me with my meeting with Stevens Craig in our planned Episode 3!!
Stay tuned frendsters!
Until Next Time,
Adyoo!
- Walden James
HERE'S EPISODE TWO!!!
And if you haven't already done so, get your butts to EPISODE ONE!
I got tied up- actually forced into flying to my mother's house..(Ugh...that's all I'll say...Ugh) in order to help her with her Semi-Annual Rummage and Vintage Bed Linens Sale at her three-story mansion in Sarasota, Fla.
It mattered little to her that I had a DEADLINE as well as a rendezvous with my wonderful audience, but there was not much I could do as she threatened to write me out of her will...AGAIN!! And NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
So, without further adieu, here's my show which you should have heard last week.
Episode 3 is on it's way and hopes to be a fetching, yet telling and searingly honest interview between yours truly and the Dapper Don of Acting Today, Stevens Craig...
Episode 3...you know...I should be at Episode, like, 300 by now, but no thanks to the case of the Mysteriously Missing Archives-...WAIT A SECOND HERE, Walden, you just got finished talking about the pact with Stevens (via phone) to maintain your composure...FOLKS, again, I must remind myself I've resolved to not point the finger this week, since due to an impending interview scheduled, I've promised to withhold judgment on a certain "quote un-quote" "Blame-Gamer" by the initials, "Stevens Craig". I AM BETTER THAN THAT...(AND YOU STEVENS, LOL!!! I joust, Stevens, I joust!!). Serious, for now, I will defer a certain amount of professional respect to Stevens until he proves himself unworthy otherwise.
At any rate, I feel that I can say with "quote un-quote" "pride" that life is moving forward for me...despite what this week's PODCAST (Episode 2) would have one assume.
Can't wait to see what wonderful and exciting adventures will lay in store for me with my meeting with Stevens Craig in our planned Episode 3!!
Stay tuned frendsters!
Until Next Time,
Adyoo!
- Walden James
HERE'S EPISODE TWO!!!
And if you haven't already done so, get your butts to EPISODE ONE!
HOLY CR*P!!!!
OMG, I would be ROTFL if it wasn't for the fact that half my archives are missing from this website, and I wanna jump off a bridge and shoot myself!!!
Something tells me Mister Fitzpatrick is involved!
I'm gonna to probaly have to launch my own investigation now...
I've reposted the only remaining PODCAST EPISODE BELOW, that I could salvage for the moment...Uhgh! This is sooo 1987!!!
CR***P!!!
-Walden James
HERE IS THE NEW EPISODE ONE!!....(DAMMIT!!)
Something tells me Mister Fitzpatrick is involved!
I'm gonna to probaly have to launch my own investigation now...
I've reposted the only remaining PODCAST EPISODE BELOW, that I could salvage for the moment...Uhgh! This is sooo 1987!!!
CR***P!!!
-Walden James
HERE IS THE NEW EPISODE ONE!!....(DAMMIT!!)
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!
So it would seem my "quote-un-quote" "friend-slash-former colleague-slash-unofficialized-ex-fiancee", Stevens Craig is merely venting his frustrations when he tells me to "quote-un-quote" "Get a Grip"...Ugh! How 1972, Stevens! I mean, freaking COME ON!!
Stevens, I HAVE a grip...on GENIUS...and you're jealous of it...hence your not-so-clever-retitling, but skillfully re-formatted, completely improvised rip-off of my show!
Methinks that your guilt with having one of your many minion hackers hack in and hack my website (thereby damaging and destroying all my archives of past shows), has somewhat put your proverbial "quote un-quote" "Panties in a Bunch", reminiscent of the days you forced me to do your laundry back in Jackson Heights...but that's quite another thing altogether...Anyhoo, my point is that my command of technology and the internet, specifically the construction of this blog site puts
Stevens, I HAVE a grip...on GENIUS...and you're jealous of it...hence your not-so-clever-retitling, but skillfully re-formatted, completely improvised rip-off of my show!
Methinks that your guilt with having one of your many minion hackers hack in and hack my website (thereby damaging and destroying all my archives of past shows), has somewhat put your proverbial "quote un-quote" "Panties in a Bunch", reminiscent of the days you forced me to do your laundry back in Jackson Heights...but that's quite another thing altogether...Anyhoo, my point is that my command of technology and the internet, specifically the construction of this blog site puts
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!! (cont'd..accidentally published before finishing)
D*MMIT STEVENS!!!
Now your hacking hackers have somehow made me manage to press the ENTER key before I even meant to...!!!
D*MMIT!!!!
What I was saying is that my iron-clad grasp on the enigma of electronic communication, all the whilst keeping my proverbial "quote un-quote" "Finger On the Pulse" is what puts me ah
Now your hacking hackers have somehow made me manage to press the ENTER key before I even meant to...!!!
D*MMIT!!!!
What I was saying is that my iron-clad grasp on the enigma of electronic communication, all the whilst keeping my proverbial "quote un-quote" "Finger On the Pulse" is what puts me ah
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