Here's Walden's newest episode. I'm not sure what to make of it, as he just sent it to me. He usually posts this himself...I don't know what's going on with him. Um...here it is...I guess.
Your best yet, Walden! I don't know why your show gets better as your life gets worse, but it's true. Maybe you should try commiting suicide next week! But don't die because we want more programming from you. Just get as close to dying as possible and yet still be able to talk into a microphone. Your like a candle blowing in the wind, Walden! Or are you the wind BLOWING the candle. Either way you look at it, you really blow!!
A weekly, monthly, or semi-quarterly (depending on when he sits his ass down to type this stuff) online publication with a variety of contributors...One of whom has been asked repeatedly to cease and desist all inane submissions to this site, but due to the request of an ailing grandmother on our Editor's mother-in-law's side, accompanied with a generous, weekly stipend, this person has been granted weekly access to our submission mailbox...HOWEVER ALL PHONE CALLS TO OUR OFFICES REQUESTING "INTERVIEWS" WITH OUR EDITOR MUST BE IMMEDIATELY SUSPENDED, or risk fines & imprisonment due to unlawful harassment. THIS MEANS YOU WALDEN JAMES!!!
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Your best yet, Walden! I don't know why your show gets better as your life gets worse, but it's true. Maybe you should try commiting suicide next week! But don't die because we want more programming from you. Just get as close to dying as possible and yet still be able to talk into a microphone. Your like a candle blowing in the wind, Walden! Or are you the wind BLOWING the candle. Either way you look at it, you really blow!!
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